The failure of the cleaning crew employed to work on the station during the week is extreme. 'Never, not even once have I witness a performance as laughably and horrifyingly incompetent as I did on friday. Instant dismissal from safety equipment waiting list. Given your performance, the following are now in effect: The sub-standard work ethic that you demonstrated last week will not be tolerated!Ĭonsider this your official warning shape up! The next time I go on an inspection, I demand proper protective clothing!' I would hope management intends to persecute these incompitent employees. I should think that if the cleaning crew had been here, there would be at least some indication of sanitation protocols being followed.

The facility was a mess! More than once I got blood on my suit after slipping on some unholy remnant of one of our employees. 'If a sanitation crew was employeed to work on this sector, I didn't see any sign of their work. Keep up the good work and you could rise to the esteemed position of Sanitation Chief within 20 years! A 3 space jump on the safety equipment waiting list. Upgrade from 24x32' locker to a 26x40' version. You shall recieve the following benefits: When they do, I'll be there!'Īfter due consideration and thorough investigation it is the company's view that you should recieve a promotion. I'll be keeping a watchful eye on this cleaning crew to see if they slip up. If only every site I inspected was like this one, and if employees followed this example, but I know all too well what depths of incompetence others are capable of. The cleaning crew employed to work on this sector performed as is expected, and I would recommend that they be pulled off the probationary list, for now. 'I found the cleaning to be satisfactory a job done right.ĭespite searching the facility from top to bottom, I was unable to find fault. Upon Completing an Acceptable Job Without Stacking Items The sanitation technician in question has since had their award stripped from them, and will have to settle for employee of the month and our personal 'Bungles' award. However, upon recieving the award, they shook hands with the station mayor, completely forgetting to change or even wash their gloves! The mayor was soon covered in blood and rushed to the nearest medical facility with a nasty infection. Proper formal conduct is expected, failure to present yourself with dignity will lead to award forfeiture.Īlso, thanks to you the performance marking system is being re-evaluated.Ī janitorial employee was recently awarded for their 'above and beyond the call of duty' work ethic at a closed ceremony. Many notable local dignitaries will be in attendance. On behalf of upper management, I have been asked to invite you to a closed ceremony in which we will award you for your conduct. As I understand it, the inspector was most pleased. Your exceptional performance has been noted. In the meantime, I encourage you to award this exceptional crew!' I foresee a troubled time for this crew, they are sure to be the envy of many of our more violent employees. A higher bar will encourage better efficiency. I would love for this to become the norm, therefore I am requesting that we raise the expectations of our employees. Not only was everything spotlessly clean and in order, it was also organized and tidy. Not once in all my years have I seen such an efficient crew! Upon Fully Cleaning a Level and Stacking Items Also note that some typos or words may have been fixed or changed since the original screenshots were taken. Please keep in mind that the text below has been pulled directly from the game's files, and any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors are intentional and found in the notices as well. The player will always receive the following after completion of a level: In regular cleanup it yields the same results as 5, but in speed-run it has a different message. Left more mess than the level started with. Player is Fired trophies removed from Office. Left some messes lying around, but not enough to get fired. Trophies kept achievements unlocked if applicable.

New EotM plaque on wall trophies kept achievements unlocked if applicable.Ĭleaned the level properly without extra bonus points. There are 6 possible completion states:Įarn enough bonus points to receive a score above 100%. Some Ending Messages are directly tied to the player's level completion percentage, as recorded on the Report Screen in the Office.

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